Archive for September 2011
Recently, Harenewscorp has uncovered startling similarities between the Astrological charts of M Zuckerberg and Adolph Hitler.
Both are Tauruses with life pats of 5 which is very similar to Taruus/Gemini Cusps. Those with life paths of 5 are agents of change. 5 Lps indicate changing and off the beaten track destinies. Your activities are varied and placed under the sign of adaptability, and multiplication of resources. More than anyone else, you need to enhance your learning capacities and the broad-mindedness. You must cope as well as you can with changes and transformation occurring in your life. Indeed, Life Path 5 brings about destinies which are prone to twists and turns, as well as to upheavals. Therefore, your life’s main orientation may vary considerably at certain stages, and if your destiny is that of adventurers whose course is fraught with obstacles, it may also turn you into an exceedingly unstable person through lack of nuance. You accumulate experiences and enrich your know-how with each crucial period. Your adaptation skills enable you to go through all the successive stages of your life without ever being destabilised by new situations.
For more on their similarities check out their profiles at astrotheme.com:
In this week’s issue of Ohio Astrology, OHA looks at Mark Zuckerberg’s Chart and makes some startling revelations:
A friend’s entrepreneurial uncle always told him that to be successful in business one must sell to “women’s vanities or men’s addictions.” Mark Zuckerberg, creator of Facebook, seems to have figured out that men and women can be addicted to the same item.
Yesterday Facebook changed how it works and the change made news. Some of my friends complained. No one has left. We love our Facebook but hate our Facebook Overlord. We are addicted.
In “The Social Network” Zuckerberg is portrayed as brilliant, determined and vengeful. In the movie he agrees to work with twin brothers to create a proto-type Facebook. Instead he does it all on his own and banks the results. He then undermines his best friend leaving him out of millions in profit. Both the twins and best friend sue and win.
In reaction to the movie portrayal, Zuckerberg was all over the TV shows especially the revered “60 Minutes” smiling and acting just like any old Facebook friend.
Zuckerberg has a sun in Taurus, the fixed earth sign. That speaks to his determination and, until recently, lack of facial or emotional expression. Taurus is steady and calm, rarely reacting emotionally. But when it does explode, it’s known to have one of the worst tempers in the zodiac.
I also consider Taurus to be materialistic in a good sense. There is true enjoyment of physical pleasures and 3D reality. Most people, really, are not deriving the pleasure they truly want from material goods. Taurus accumulation comes from enjoyment, not from a desire to impress (see Capricorn for that).
Taurus is not the sign of revenge. It’s opposite, Scorpio is.
For more of Ohio Astrology’s analysis, check out their site at : http://ohioastrology.wordpress.com/2011/09/23/mark-zuckerberg-our-friendly-overlord/
Ohio Astrology’s first thought on Rick Perry was “Why isn’t he working in a hospital?”
Sun in Pisces and Saturn conjunct moon in Virgo is an individual concerned with health, mental and physical. That Saturn on the moon opposite the sun makes me wonder if his mother or other female family member wasn’t chronically ill and demanding of Perry’s attention for care.
I went to Wikipedia and learned that Perry studied animal science then went to work in cotton farming with his father. I bet Perry wanted to be a veterinarian.
I have advice for Perry – don’t run for president of the United States.
If you see Perry sit him down with a cup of chamomile (other beverages probably upset his stomach) and explain the difference between:
- Helping people
- Being president of the United States
Perry, with his Piscean naiveté probably believes these two activities to be the same.
If Perry wants to help people heal or grow, as he might have done with a family member, he should choose a different vocation. I have some ideas:
- Surgeon General (if he insists on being in government)
- A new federal position I call Veterinarian General to work on the protection and care of the nation’s animals
- Doctor or nurse
- Head of a non-profit health organization
- Business owner of health/spirituality product
- Massage therapist
- Marriage or family counselor
For more from the article check out Ohio Astrology’s site at: http://ohioastrology.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/rick-perry-for-surgeon-general/
VP Joe Biden’s bday is November 20, 1942 and Speaker of the House John Boehner’s bday is November 17, 1949.
Ohio Astrology anaylyzes their relationship and points out that: Vice President Joe Biden and Speaker of the House John Boehner could be seen in a very enthusiastic greeting, the stuff of Hollywood. Shaking hands Biden and Boehner got as close, almost, as Madonna and Brittany at the 2003 VMA awards.
Biden and Boehner should have gone for the big kiss, made news and dispensed with partisan politics forever. Or they could have simply done some cheek-pecking as the French and other cultures do. If we can drink wine at lunch because “the French do it,” why not some male kisses on the cheek?
Biden and Boehner have some astrological placements in common – both have the sun in the passionate, fixed, water sign Scorpio. And both have moons in pleasure-loving signs (Biden’s is in Taurus, Boehner’s is in Libra). Maybe they don’t like to kiss each other, but they probably like kissing in general.
Biden has more Scorpio than Boehner with Mars, Mercury, sun and Venus in this sign. Boehner has only sun and Mercury in Scorpio.
Biden’s moon is in Taurus, the sign opposite Scorpio, also a fixed sign, but in the element of earth. Boehner’s moon is in airy, find-me-a-mate Libra.
In other words, Biden’s smile probably meant, “I’ll squash you eventually.” Scorpio doesn’t forget and both Scorpio and Taurus are fixed which means “I have all the time in the world to obsess about this.” Everything else can wait. He may dream about Boehner, but not in the way one wants to be dreamt about.
For more from the article check out Ohio Astrology’s article @: http://ohioastrology.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/republican-presidential-candidate-minor-league-players-%e2%80%93-huntsman-cain-and-santorum/
According to Cosmic NavigatiorMay 6th 2011, Neptune has moved to Pisces, the sign it rules just a few weeks ago. Neptune, the ancient god of the sea, feels most comfortable in his place deep in the Piscean ocean. But when Neptune is having issues with himself, namely, called a Neptune Square, in Astrology, it is considered one of the most notorious aspects. Everyone has to deal with this cycle in their early forties and that is why this Neptune square is dubbed the mid-life crisis aspect. The last time it happened in the United States’ chart was in April 24 1980 on the day when President Carter’s launched his failed Operation “Eagle Claw” which was supposed to rescue 52 Americans held captive at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, Iran. The reason why I mention this is because as you can see from the dates, 1980-1983 was also the last time the US experienced a Saturn return. Whenever two aspects or cycles collide, the power of the patterns are felt much stronger.
The operation to rescue the American hostages in Iran, as we all know was disastrous, a word by the way that derives from Astrology – Dis (against) Astrous (stars). Eight helicopters were sent, out of which one crashed on the way, one turned back and another malfunctioned. The commanders on the scene requested Carter to abort the mission; Carter agreed but one other helicopters crashed into a plane resulting in the deaths of eight American servicemen. Carter’s presidency never recovered.
For more from the article please check out Cosmic Naviagator’s site @:
In this months article on Mitt Romney, Ohio Astrology espouses that Gov Romney needs to simply believe in himself.
As Neptune transits Pisces, the two Republican Party front-runners for the presidential candidate have sun in Pisces – Mitt Romney and Rick Perry.
I’m sure no one in politics believes is this silly stuff called astrology, especially in the Republican Party. They are way, way too rational for such illogical nonsense.
If they were interested in this astrological nonsense, maybe they would find Neptune transiting the sun to be the needed extra dose of charisma that boosts their finely-coiffed, beautifully-chiseled candidates. Neptune is about spirituality and merging, losing boundaries with others and dissolving into the whole. Its effect is one of otherworldliness and mystique.
For more from the article please check out this month’s issue of Ohio Astrology: http://ohioastrology.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/mitt-romney-needs-to-believe-in-himself/
Charles Edward Anderson “Chuck” Berry (born October 18, 1926) is an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter, and one of the pioneers of rock and roll music. Chuck Berry refined and developed rhythm and blues into the major elements that made rock and roll distinctive, with lyrics focusing on teen life and consumerism and utilizing guitar solos and showmanship that would be a major influence on subsequent rock music.
A pioneer of rock music, Berry was a significant influence on the development of both the music and the attitude associated with the rock music lifestyle. With songs such as “Maybellene” (1955), “Roll Over Beethoven” (1956), “Rock and Roll Music” (1957) and “Johnny B. Goode” (1958), Chuck Berry refined and developed rhythm and blues into the major elements that made rock and roll distinctive, with lyrics successfully aimed to appeal to the early teenage market by using graphic and humorous descriptions of teen dances, fast cars, high-school life, and consumer culture, and utilizing guitar solos and showmanship that would be a major influence on subsequent rock music. His records are a rich storehouse of the essential lyrical, showmanship and musical components of rock and roll; and, in addition to the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, a large number of significant popular-music performers have recorded Berry’s songs. Though not technically accomplished, his guitar style is distinctive – he incorporated electronic effects to mimic the sound of bottleneck blues guitarists, and drew on the influence of guitar players such as Charlie Christian, and T-Bone Walker, to produce a clear and exciting sound that many later guitar musicians would acknowledge as a major influence in their own style. In the film Hail! Hail! Rock ‘n’ Roll! Eric Clapton states ‘If you wanna play rock and roll – or any upbeat number – and you wanted to take a guitar ride you would end up playing like Chuck…because there is very little other choice. There’s not a lot of other ways to play rock and roll other than the way Chuck plays it; he’s really laid the law down…” In 1992 Keith Richards told Best of Guitar Player “Chuck was my man. He was the one who made me say ‘I want to play guitar, Jesus Christ!’…Suddenly I knew what I wanted to do.” Berry’s showmanship has been influential on other rock guitar players,  particularly his one-legged hop routine, and the “duck walk”, which he first used as a child when he walked “stooping with full-bended knees, but with my back and head vertical” under a table to retrieve a ball and his family found it entertaining; he used it when “performing in New York for the first time and some journalist branded it the duck walk.”
The rock critic Robert Christgau considers him “the greatest of the rock and rollers,” while John Lennon said that “if you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it ‘Chuck Berry’.” Ted Nugent said “If you don’t know every Chuck Berry lick, you can’t play rock guitar.” Among the honors he has received, have been the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 1984, the Kennedy Center Honors in 2000, and being named seventh on Time Magazine‘s 2009 list of the 10 best electric guitar players of all-time. On May 14, 2002, Chuck Berry was honored as one of the first BMI Icons at the 50th annual BMI Pop Awards. He was presented the award along with BMI affiliates Bo Diddley and Little Richard.
Berry is included in several Rolling Stone “Greatest of All Time” lists. In September 2003, the magazine named him number 6 in their list of the “100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time”. This was followed in November of the same year by his compilation album The Great Twenty-Eight being ranked 21st in the Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums of All Time. The following year, in March 2004, Berry was ranked fifth out of “The Immortals – The 100 Greatest Artists of All Time”. In December 2004, six of his songs were included in the “Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Songs of All Time“, namely “Johnny B. Goode” (# 7), “Maybellene” (# 18), “Roll Over Beethoven” (# 97), “Rock and Roll Music” (#128), “Sweet Little Sixteen” (# 272) and “Brown Eyed Handsome Man” (# 374). In June 2008, his song “Johnny B. Goode” ranked first place in the “100 Greatest Guitar Songs of All Time.”
Mr. Berry’s struggles with chemical addiction are well documented.
The combination of a Libra Sun sign and and a Pisces Moon sign produces a very sensitive personality
with much breadth and scope. In their quiet, pensive way, they are always
watching, staring, observing, and mulling over in your mind what you have seen. They
are extremely sensitive, and there is much more to you than ever really
meets the eye. Pisces is highly receptive and deep. They are quite timid for
social Libra, and most will mistake them as aloof or
distant. As suggested, the Libra influence pulls against this tendency because
it is the most sociable of signs. These contradictory pulls in their nature make them
very difficult for others to understand. Reserve and shyness seem your main
strengths. You are not a social hermit only because a core of strength within
you that urges you to become involved in life instead of sitting on the
sidelines. In group situations, unlike many Libra types, they don’t overwhelm
others with your polite charm and outgoing personality. Instead they express a
quiet, reserved manner that seems to take no effort on your part no matter how
much activity is going on around you. They seem to have a genuine concern for others and
can convey this sypathy as well. They are a superb listener. They are an idea people, visionries,
but not necessarily an idealist. They get along with moderate effort, relying on their
good sense. Perhaps a sixth sense helps you in many of your endeavors as they
can grasp abstractions and intricacies, both mentally and emotionally and effectively convey these emotional nuances and complexities. They are good at guesses and always a good detective.
Many critics belive Johnny B Goode to be one of the Greatest Rock n Roll Songs of alltime:
Here is a clip of a live peformace of Chuck Berry on youtube playing Johnny B Goode Live: